Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Episode Guide (Season 10)

Season 10:

Episode 203: Lard Of The Dance
Homer discovers that there is money to be made selling used grease. Lisa tries to fit in when a new girl comes to school and becomes very popular.

Episode 204: The Wizard Of Evergreen Terrace
Homer, experiencing a midlife crisis, is inspired by Thomas Edison to become an inventor. Things go wrong, however, when his gadgets fail to live up to his expectations.

Episode 206: Bart The Mother
Bart tends to a nest filled with eggs after he inadvertently kills a bird with a BB gun.

Episode 207: Treehouse Of Horror IX
An evil toupee possesses Homer; Bart and Lisa find themselves trapped inside an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon, and baby Maggie turns out to be the daughter of a space alien.

Episode 208: When You Dish Upon A Star
Homer befriends a group of Hollywood celebrities vacationing in a remote part of town, and promises to keep their whereabouts a secret.

Episode 209: D'oh-in In The Wind
Homer embraces his newly discovered hippie heritage.

Episode 210: Lisa Gets An "A"
Lisa suffers a guilty conscience after she cheats on an exam. Meanwhile, Homer believes he will save a fortune by raising his own lobster.

Episode 211: Homer Simpson in "Kidney Trouble"
Homer offers to donate one of his kidneys to Grampa... until he realises the surgery will place his own life in jeopardy.


Episode 212: Mayored To The Mob
Homer takes on the mob when he acts as Mayor Quimbys bodyguard.

Episode 213: Viva Ned Flanders
Ned takes a trip to Las Vegas for some gambling excitement and discovers what happens when you're not playing with a full deck.

Episode 214: Wild Bart's Can't Be Broken
The children of Springfield rebel after Wiggum enforces a curfew.

Episode 215: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
Homer and his friends eagerly anticipate attending the Super Bowl, until a ticketing mix-up threatens to keep them from seeing the game.

Episode 216: Homer To The Max
Homer changes his name when a dimwitted television show character named "Homer Simpson" becomes an overnight sensation.

Episode 217: I'm With Cupid
Apu's elaborate Valentine's gifts infuriate the less romantic husbands of Springfield.

Episode 218: Marge Simpson in "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
Marge becomes intoxicated by her new car, and develops road rage.

Episode 219: Make Room For Lisa
Lisa exhibits signs of stress when she is forced into sharing Bart's bedroom. Marge meanwhile, becomes addicted to eavesdropping on cellular phone conversations.

Episode 220: Maximum Homerdrive
Homer and Bart attempt to deliver a dead trucker's cargo on schedule. Meanwhile, Marge decides to have an adventure of her own and purchases a new doorbell.

Episode 221: Simpsons Bible Stories
While listening to one of Reverend Lovejoy's sermons on a sweltering Easter Sunday morning, the Simpsons fall asleep and envision themselves as characters from the Bible.


Episode 222: Mom & Pop Art
Homer pursues a career as an artist when his misshapen barbeque pit attracts the attention of a gallery.

Episode 223: The Old Man & The "C" Student
After costing Springfield the Olympic Games, Bart's forced to volunteer at the Retirement Castle, and takes the residents on a wild adventure.

Episode 224: Monty Can't Buy Me Love
Mr. Burns attempts to win adoration by transporting the Loch Ness monster to Springfield.

Episode 225: They Saved Lisa's Brain
Lisa is invited to join Mensa, while Homer receives a free erotic photo session.

Episode 226. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
The family discover how to take a dream vacation at minimal cost, and end up stranded in Tokyo with no money left.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Episode Guide (Season 11)

Episode 227: Beyond Blunderdome
When Homer criticises his remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington at a test screening, Mel Gibson hires Homer to help him rewrite it.

Episode 228: Brother's Little Helper
Bart is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder and placed on medication that quells his disruptive behaviour.

Episode 229: Guess Who's Coming To Criticize Dinner?
Homer becomes the chief restaurant critic of the Springfield Shopper (with a little help from Lisa).

Episode 230: Treehouse Of Horror X
Homer's Y2K error plunges the Earth into chaos; Bart and Lisa become superheroes and attempt to save Lucy Lawless from a super-villain; and someone terrorises the family after Marge kills Ned Flanders.

Episode 231: E-I-E-I (Annoyed Grunt)
The Simpsons relocate to a farm, where Homer produces a tomato that is highly addictive.

Episode 232: Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
Homer becomes an instant celebrity when he bowls a perfect game. But when his fame fades away, he lavishes his time on baby Maggie.

Episode 233: Eight Misbehavin'
Apu is driven to the brink when his wife, Manjula, gives birth to octuplets.

Episode 234: Take My Wife, Sleaze
Homer wins a vintage motorcycle during a dance contest - and attracts the attention of Hell's Satans when he forms his own gang.

Episode 235: Grift Of The Magi
Springfield Elementary closes it's doors for financial reasons, only to reopen when a mysterious organisation steps in to help.

Episode 236: Little Big Mom
Lisa becomes mother-of-the-house when Marge is hospitalised with a broken leg.

Episode 237: Faith Off
Bart believes he has the power to heal the sick.

Episode 238: The Mansion Family
The Simpsons care for Burns' mansion when the billionaire leaves town for a medical exam.

Episode 239: Saddlesore Galactica
Homer and Bart discover the ups and downs of horse racing.

Episode 240: Alone Again, Natura-Diddly
The Simpsons help Ned Flanders out after the untimely death of his beloved wife.

Episode 241: Missionary - Impossible
Homer becomes a missionary on a remote, tropical island as part of his efforts to evade the local PBS affiliate's pledge drive collection officials.

Episode 242: Pgymoelian
Moe's new face lands him the lead on one of Springfield's hottest daytime soap operas.

Episode 243: Bart To The Future
A Native American casino manager shows Bart a glimpse into the future.

Episode 244: Days Of Wine & D'ohses
Barney swears off alcohol, creating a rift between him and Homer.

Episode 245: Kill The Alligator & Run
After running over Florida's beloved Alligator Jack, The Simpsons dedicate their holiday to avoiding authorities.

Episode 246: Last Tap Dance In Springfield
After watching a movie about a sexy tango dancer, Lisa enrols in a tap dance class, only to discover she has two left feet.

Episode 247: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
When Marge forces Otto to choose between rock'n'roll or his bride to be, Marge quickly finds herself hostess to a now-single Becky.

Episode 248: Behind The Laughter
This program goes behind the scenes of The Simpsons, their rise to fame, their successful years together and then their feud which resulted in a breakup and solo careers for the family members.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Episode Guide (Season 12)

Season 12:

Episode 249: Treehouse Of Horror XI
In this Halloween special, Homer has a very scary horoscope, Bart and Lisa are banished to the forest, where they find a house made of gingerbread, and the dolphins plot their revenge on the human race.

Episode 250: A Tale Of Two Springfields
Homer stages a revolt against moves to give Springfield a new telephone dialling code, stirring up public indignation and splitting the town down the middle.

Episode 251: Insane Clown Poppy
Krusty is re-united with his long lost daughter and turns to Homer for some parenting advice.

Episode 252: Lisa The Treehugger
Lisa joins a militant environmental group, and inadvertently becomes a martyr for their cause.

Episode 253: Homer vs. Dignity
Mr. Burns hires Homer to be his "prank monkey" for the Thanksgiving holiday and at home the Simpsons celebrate Bart's very first "A".

Episode 254: The Computer Wore Meance Shoes
Homer uses his new computer to spread gossip on the Internet... and eventually finds himself stranded on a mysterious island.

Episode 255: The Great Money Caper
Homer and Bart become scam artists when the family is faced with the unexpected cost of a car repair.

Episode 256: Skinner's Sense Of Snow
As Christmas approaches, a winter snowstorm traps Bart, Lisa and their fellow students inside Springfield Elementary.

Episode 257: HOMR
When doctors find and remove a crayon lodged in Homer's brain, his true IQ emerges, leading to a strong relationship with Lisa.

Episode 258: Pokey Mom
With Marge's help, an inmate with artistic ability is paroled from prison.

Episode 259: Worst Episode Ever
When Comic Book Guy suffers a heart attack, Bart and Milhouse take over his store.

Episode 260: Tennis The Meance
When the Simpsons construct a tennis court in the backyard, Bart pairs up with Marge and becomes a tennis whiz.

Episode 261: Day Of The Jackanapes
Upon learning that Krusty has erased all the archival tapes of his show from the Sideshow Bob era, Bob schemes to hypnotise Bart and program him to kill Krusty during his farewell show.

Episode 262: New Kids On The Blecch
After cheating in the Springfield Marathon, Bart becomes the target of an angry mob. He is rescued by L.T. Smash, a boy band creator that wants Bart to be the rebel persona in his newest group.

Episode 263: Hungry, Hungry Homer
Homer goes on a hunger strike after learning that the owner of the Springfield Isotopes plans on moving the team to Albuquerque.

Episode 264: Bye, Bye Nerdy
Lisa tries to figure out why the new girl in her class bullies all the smart students -- especially her. Meanwhile, Homer decides to go into the safety industry, making Springfield safe for all children.

Episode 265: Simpson Safari
The Simpsons journey through Africa where they encounter jungle animals, tribesmen and a chimp-refuge owner with a secret.

Episode 266: Trilogy Of Error
Homer's thumb is cut off following breakfast. We then get to see how this day unfolds for three different members of the Simpsons family.

Episode 267: I'm Goin' To Praiseland
Ned enlists the Simpson family to help remove all the reminders of Maude he has around the house.

Episode 268: Children Of A Lesser Clod
A successful stint as a babysitter prompts Homer to open a full-time day care service.

Episode 269: Simpsons Tall Tales
The Simpsons jump a train and meets a hobo, who tells them twisted versions of three classic tales, all of which feature Simpsons characters.