Saturday, July 28, 2007

Episode Guide (Season 14)

Season 14:

Episode 292: Treehouse Of Horror XIII
The family, along with Ned Flanders, holds a seance which brings the ghost of Maude Flanders back from the grave, along with 3 scary stories.

Episode 293: How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
During a cab ride home, Homer is videotaped complaining that his family got in the way of his dream to be a rock star. To help him get over these feelings, they send him to The Rolling Stones' Rock N' Roll Fantasy Camp.

Episode 294: Bart vs. Lisa vs. the 3rd Grade Bart and Lisa are horrified when they both end up in the same class at school.

Episode 295: Large Marge
When Marge sees Homer flirting with two women, she decides to get breast implants.

Episode 296: Helter Shelter
When the Simpson house undergoes fumigation, and the family is forced to seek shelter elsewhere, they end up participating in a reality TV programme set in a house from the 1800s.

Episode 297: The Great Louse Detective
When someone attempts to murder Homer, Sideshow Bob is released from prison to help identify the culprit before he strikes again.

Episode 298: Special Edna
To cheer her up, Bart nominates Edna Krabappel for "Teacher Of The Year", after Principal Skinner cancels yet another date with her.

Episode 299: The Dad Who Knew Too Little
Homer hires a shady private investigator to spy on Lisa when he realises he doesn't know very much about his daughter.

Episode 300: Strong Arms Of The Ma
When Marge is mugged at the Kwik-E-Mart, she develops agoraphobia and ends up living in the basement.

Episode 301: Pray Anything
Inspired by Ned Flanders, Homer turns to prayer hoping to change his life. But when he gets injured while coming out of a church, Homer sues for damages.

Episode 302: Barting Over
When Bart discovers the existence of an embarrassing TV commercial he appeared in as a baby and that Homer spent the money he earned, he sues for emancipation and moves out of the house.

Episode 303: I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can
When Lisa becomes a finalist in a spelling bee, she's offered a college scholarship in exchange for losing. Homer falls hopelessly in love with Krustyburger's limited-time-only rib sandwich.

Episode 304: A Star Is Born-Again
A Hollywood movie star takes a romantic interest in Ned Flanders and, when the relationship blossoms, Ned's faith is put to the test when the star wants to have premarital sex.

Episode 305: Mr. Spritz Goes To Washington
When Springfield Airport changes the flight paths of aeroplanes, sending them over the Simpson's house, the family convinces Krusty to run for congress so he can change the law.

Episode 306: C.E. D'oh!
On Valentine's Day when Homer attends a college course on how to succeed in the corporate world, he becomes the owner of the nuclear power plant and fires Mr Burns.

Episode 307: 'Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky
As a British filmmaker produces a documentary about Springfield Elementary. Meanwhile, Lisa attempts to save the night time sky from light pollution.

Episode 308: Three Gays Of The Condo
Homer moves in with a gay couple after discovering a letter Marge wrote years earlier that implies she resents him.

Episode 309: Dude, Where's My Ranch?
Homer vows to stop beavers who have dammed a river and kept Native Americans from their land.

Episode 310: Old Yeller Belly
When Santa's Little Helper becomes Duff Beer's new, highly-paid mascot, his original owner comes out of the woodwork and claims the dog belongs to him.

Episode 311: Brake My Wife, Please
When Homer loses his driver's license, he embraces walking.

Episode 312: The Bart Of War
After police discover Bart and Milhouse ransacking Flanders's Beatles memorabilia, Marge decides to place her son in a supervised activity, the Pre-Teen Braves.

Episode 313: Moe Baby Blues
When Maggie wanders off with some gangsters, Homer and Marge mistakenly believe that Moe is responsible for the baby's disappearance.