Saturday, July 28, 2007

Episode Guide (Season 17)

Season 17:

Episode 357: Bonfire Of The Manatees
Homer agrees to let Fat Tony shoot a porno at his home in compensation for football gambling debts. He sends his family for a July afternoon at Santa's Village, but when they return ahead of schedule, Marge isn''t too happy with the arrangement.

Episode 358: The Girl Who Slept Too Little
The Simpsons protest the next door construction of a stamp museum and successfully have it relocated to a cemetery lot. The family is dismayed to see the old cemetery moving into the museum's place on their neighbouring lot.

Episode 359: Milhouse Of Sand & Fog
Homer capitalizes on Maggie's Chicken Pox by throwing a Pox party and charging parents to infect their children. Kirk and Luann run into each other at the party and have a "Marge-arita" assisted hook-up which ignites a "trial un-separation".

Episode 360: Treehouse Of Horror XVI
It is game six of the World Series and Kang and Kodos decide to speed up the play of the game and they fire the acceleray. They shatter the fabric of the universe and everything is destroyed.

Episode 361: Marge's Son Poisoning
Homer purchases a discount dumbbell and Marge purchases a bicycle built for two at the grand closing of Paradise Pier. While Homer focuses on toning one arm, Marge becomes upset she can't convince a family member to ride with her.

Episode 362: See Homer Run
Homer's inability to embrace Lisa's fathers day book the same way he does Bart's father's day Toolman causes Lisa to develop DDD (Disappointed Daughter Disorder).

Episode 363: The Last Of The Red Hat Mamas
Homer has an altercation with the Easter Bunny at the Mayor's egg hunt and causes Marge to be shunned by a group she was befriending. A lonely Marge decides to join a women's group called "The Cheery Red Tomatoes".

Episode 364: The Italian Bob
After crashing his Stutz Bearcat, Mr. Burns sends Homer and the family to pick-up a fancy sports car in Italy. While taking in the sites, they have an accident and end up stranded in a small village where a rehabilitated Sideshow Bob is the beloved mayor.

Episode 365: Simpsons Christmas Stories
Join The Simpsons for three tales of Christmas. In the first tale, Reverend Lovejoy's car breaks down en route to Christmas mass and Homer takes over the sermon by telling his version of the birth of Christ. Then, Grandpa explains why he plans to catch Saint Nick in a bear trap on Christmas Eve. Finally, the people of Springfield go about their Christmas days set to the tune of the Nutcracker.

Episode 366: Homer's Paternity Coot
The Simpson family receives a long lost letter and discovers Abe may not be Homer's real father. Homer tracks down the author of the letter and takes a DNA test to prove that his biological father is Mason Fairbanks, a British treasure hunter.


Episode 367: We're On The Road To D'ohwhere
While goofing around in the Springfield Elementary steam tunnels, Millhouse and Bart accidentally start an explosion which destroys Principal Skinner's new used car.

Episode 368: My Fair Laddy
In an attempt to payback an overly aggressive substitute gym teacher, Bart accidentally destroys Willie's shack with a solid ice dodge ball. Marge takes in the homeless janitor and Lisa decides to offer Willie a better life.

Episode 369: The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
While trapped in Springfield cave, Lisa recounts a day with Mr. Burns where she was chased into his mansion by a mountain goat and forced to hear how Monty gained possession of Maggie's pacifier.

Episode 370: Bart Has Two Mommies
Marge offers her services as a babysitter and mother-figure to Rod and Todd but Ned question Marge's child rearing ability after she lets the boys play on a rock climbing wall. To add insult to injury, Bart gets pulled into a chimp cage at the zoo.

Episode 371: Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
Homer's obsession with Lenny's new plasma T.V. causes Marge to enter the family into a sweepstakes where they win a third prize trip to the FOX lot. Against Marge's judgment, Homer signs the family up for a "Trading Spouses" type show.

Episode 372: Million Dollar Abie
After spoiling Homer's attempt to land a professional football team in Springfield, Abe signs up for assisted suicide. Chief Wiggum busts the doctor as Abe is going under and the brush with death inspires a newfound fearlessness in Grampa Simpson.

Episode 373: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore
Homer takes charge of training an Indian workforce when Mr. Burns outsources the plant overseas. The workers humor Homer's rants and keep up their already high productivity which leads Homer to develop a God complex.

Episode 374: The Wettest Stories Ever Told
The Simpsons family spins yarns of the sea as they wait for an order at the Sea Captain's restaurant.

Episode 375: Girls Just Wanna Have Sums
A chauvinistic remark from Principal Skinner to a former female student results in his demotion and the school being split between the sexes.

Episode 376: Regarding Margie
Marge suffers retrograde amnesia after she inhales noxious fumes during a cleaning spree. In hopes of refreshing her memory, Homer takes her around town; however, it isnt until specific stimuli that Marge starts to remember everyone except her husband.

Episode 377: The Monkey Suit
After visiting an evolution exhibit, Ned Flanders pushes Mayor Quimby to appoint Reverend Lovejoy as a "Morality Czar" in charge of spreading the theory of creationism.

Episode 378: Marge & Homer Turn A Couple Play
After a passionate kiss between Marge and Homer airs on the Isotope Jumbotron, struggling second baseman Buck Mitchell turns to the couple for marital advice.