Episode 270: Treehouse Of Horror XIIThe family exchanges various tales which have some seeing gypsies, upgrading the family home to the Ultrahouse 3000, and having Bart & Lisa attend Wizard School.
Episode 271: The Parent RapMilhouse and Bart go for an unintentional joyride in Chief Wiggums squad car. In juvenile court Milhouse gets his case dismissed. However, the judge orders that Bart and Homer be tethered together.
Episode 272: Homer The MoeMoe, feeling quite depressed and missing his old university, is talked into going back by the guys, leaving Homer in charge of the bar.
Episode 273: Hunka Hunka Burns In LoveHomer's foray into the fortune writing business leads to a romance for Mr. Burns. Burns then seeks further advice from Homer when he starts to romance his new found love Gloria.
Episode 274: The Blunder YearsMarge falls for the image of a man on a paper towel package. Meanwhile, Homer undergoes hypnosis at a restaurant, and remembers finding a body when he was 12 years old, which he never reported.
Episode 275: She Of Little FaithAs Christmas approaches, Lisa searches for a new religion as Mr Burns has taken over her church and is running it like a corporation.
Episode 276: Brawl In The FamilyA social worker attempts to transform the family into a functional, cooperative unit, until Homer's other wife shows up.
Episode 277: Sweets & Sour MargeAfter Springfield wins the title of World's Fattest Town, Marge launches an anti-sugar crusade, and sugar is banned from the city.
Episode 278: Jaws Wired ShutAfter Homer breaks his jaw and has his mouth wired shut, he becomes a great listener and even a respectable member of society.
Episode 279: Half-Decent ProposalArtie Ziff, a millionaire and one of Marges former boyfriends, makes an indecent proposal; $1 million for Marge to spend a weekend with him, so she might find out what life could have been like with him.
Episode 280: The Bart Wants What It WantsAt a carnival, Bart comes to the aid of a young firl being builled. After dating for a while, Bart dumps her and she goes out with Milhouse to make Bart jealous.
Episode 281: The Lastest Gun In The WestBart befriends an aging movie cowboy who begins drinking heavily when asked to appear on Krusty's television show.
Episode 282: The Old Man & The KeyIn an effort to win a date with a beautiful new resident at the nursing home, Grampa gets his drivers license back and gives chase when the object of his affection leaves for Branson, Missouri.
Episode 283: Tales From The Public DomainThe Simpsons appear as characters in three classic tales.
Episode 284: Blame It On LisaWhen the Simpsons fly to Brazil, to locate a missing orphan that Lisa has been sponsoring, Homer ends up getting kidnapped.
Episode 285: Weekend At Burnsie'sWhen Homer is attacked by crows, he is prescribed medical marijuana for the pain, leading Burns to promote his happy employee to executive vice president.
Episode 286: Gump RoastHomer is roasted at the Springfield Friars Club, leading to recollections from the past. But the fate of the Earth hangs in the balance when aliens Kang and Kodos make an unexpected appearance.
Episode 287: I Am Furious YellowBart launches a comic book with an angry Homer as the main character, and when it proves a huge success, Homer vows to give up getting angry for Lent.
Episode 288: The Sweetest ApuWhen Manjula kicks Apu out of the house for cheating on her, Homer and Marge search for a way to reunite the couple.
Episode 289: Little Big Girl In The Big TenLisa is overjoyed when she befriends some college students; Bart becomes a boy-in-a-plastic-bubble after he's bitten by a Chinese mosquito.
Episode 290: The Frying GameHomer and Marge become murder suspects after an elderly woman the couple befriended is found dead.
Episode 291: Papa's Got A Brand New BadgeWhen Police Chief Wiggum and his men prove ineffective in controlling a citywide riot, the townspeople begin to feel unsafe - until Homer forms his own police force.
